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Steal from Walmart

from Capitalisn't by Ludlow/Fire Ant Season

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**NOTE** i care more about your well-being than some dumb song i wrote, so PLEASE don't take this advice if you're considering shoplifting. going to jail isn't all that great.

Well if you're hard up for cash and still have gotta pay the rent and continue existing in your own environment, well my friend I have some good advice for you and that is go down to Walmart and steal yourself some food, the first thing you'll need is a long store receipt to make it apparent that you've bought it all complete and the next item you're gonna wanna take is a reusable grocery bag to fill up along the way and your main concern as you're walking along is try your very best and remain calm, act just like you do this every day and respond to the workers if they greet you along the way, start with your items that are the biggest first, such as frozen dinners and drinks to quench your thirst and then at the top you're gonna wanna place the smallest and the lightest, now you're doing great, yeah!

And after you have your necessities, you're gonna walk through a closed aisle, most likely 13 and then you're gonna take out that receipt and head for the exit, though not too hastily, avoid eye contact as you make for the street and now you're a professional, bonafide thief, yeah!

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from Capitalisn't, released January 6, 2019

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